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It was the little one-man helicopter with the missiles on the skids.

"...the brain plays a passive role in the process..."

Better headline: "A room with features that are useful in zero gravity proves to be completely worthless when placed in one gravity."

I have to say: I took this idea one step further and made a robe out of wine corks. Plushest damn thing I've ever worn. Dries you right up, lets the breeze in, but still leaves something to the imagination for the ladies (when you're wearing it around town).

I'd be totally pumped to walk across it. The natives do it every day.

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Perhaps your pacemaker could ask some impossible-to-guess security questions, such as: "What street did you live on as a child?" or, "What is your mother's maiden name?"

If you experience tumors, don't worry: We'll take those out when you're finished. Now, back to the science!

Big +1 for number 7. I'm not afraid of looking like a fool for opening a door with my elbow or tossing a paper towel on the floor after I've opened the door with it. I would also add that you should handle turning off the water in the same way.

I think the first sentence in your anecdotal statement ("The more germs you're exposed to, the better tolerance you have to germs in the future") is up for debate. At best, it's a gross oversimplification. The complexities of immunity to just a single class of organisms can (and do) fill textbooks. Therefore, there's…

That won't get under the nails. You need a brush or a pick of some sort to do that. And in the case of surgeons, if your nails aren't cut short then you shouldn't be going into any aseptic procedure.

True, but at the same time, it's just another device for people to blindly follow instead of taking an active role in the process of driving. Whether it's a bleeping/blinking device, or a vibrating/shaking device, I'd rather have the drivers of the world navigating with their eyes and minds. In other words, know where…

I like this idea. It's a quick and easy screening test: Anybody who buys one of these can immediately have their driver's license revoked and go back to driving school until they learn to look at the road.

Fuck is just as cold as it is fat.

Problem is, there could be parts of the USA where you might not be able to make it across doing any sort of speed in a Veyron, even with the Jerry can. I'm thinking Nevada.

There are two very important aftermarket accessories this thing is missing.

I have it: The Chevy Going-To-Other-Places-Thing.

Impala is too distinctive a name. They should call it "Deer".