Yeh, totally. I'm always judging my Monet, Cezanne and Van Gogh on the realism of their self-portraits.

Not in The GAMER household. I stay home with the kid, and am Captain HouseHusband for our little crew, including 2 insane cats. My wife got a promotion last year, so she works more to bring home the bacon. I fry it up in the pan. She hasn't had to touch a dish, or do a load of laundry in the last year. It works well.…

Ah fat talk. It's terrible...if skinny women do it. But fatty fat women need to be told they're fat all the time until they're not fat. I'm just worried about your health.

That's hogwash to say that men don't see dirt. When we have people coming over, my husband will have a fit if the house isn't spotless and dust-free.

I thought this was such a cute commercial until my 12 year old niece pointed out this exact same thing. She said, and I quote, "But Morty doesn't DO anything!"

I adore Legally Blonde the Musical and I would cut someone for putting another actress with lifeless eyes in the key role. lol

Yeah, no kidding. I feel like this happens all the time on Jezebel when these issues come up, and while I used to just ignore those posts, I'm done with that. I feel like that implies tacit agreement with what's being said, which lends credibility to a position that is, on its face, absurd. And so these attitudes keep…

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

I'm going to give her some Kalteen bars and tell her they're these weird nutrition bars my mom eats to lose weight.

I am one of the most awesome movers. People always ask me to move. I tend to make things go smoother by cracking jokes and solving tension. Sometimes, people (especially couples) are ready to kill each other by the time moving day (finally) comes.

What's a good OTC topical cream for a rash? I've developed an itchy rash of red bumps all over my chest, under my breasts. I thought it might be the cheap ULTA lotion I started using, but the rash hasn't appeared on other parts of my body. I *am* allergic to jojoba, but that's not on the ingredients list, and I've…

Question. I've been seeing this woman for a while now, and while things are going well thus far, she doesn't want to label what our relationship actually is. Should this be a huge red flag for me to pull up stakes? I want to be in a relationship and be her boyfriend, but so far she seems okay with us being vague about…

I think a core lack of understanding on behalf of Kang is that obesity in this country is heavily (haha) tied to socioeconomic status. Being healthy in this county is expensive. Knowing how to cook a well rounded meal and how to circuit train is something of a luxury to grow up knowing.
When you have little money and…

Right?! Even Cher Horowitz knew that!

Arrgh!! Number 4 is one of my pet peeves! "Shakespeare" did not say that, he had one of his characters, Polonius, say that. And Polonius was a pompous, ridiculous, pea-brained fool! His "advice" to Hamlet was a joke, and yet people quote that line like Jesus himself said it! (In fact, I read once where a majority of…

Those ripe child-bearing hips and expectant breasts remain ever-vestal, a false promise that keeps those hordes of men panting and clambering to have her.

Bound 2 sounds like the name for one of my tube bookmarks.

It's okay I'm way more aroused by this one, right?

I really hope everyone posts their own personal pubic grooming preferences, and their reasons for this preference. I need to update my spreadsheet.

I joined Dollar Shave Club, and now I feel guilty if I don't keep up the maintenance b/c hey, those blades just keep on coming and I gotta use them for something. My dog better watch out b/c I might just start shaving words into him, just to use up the backlog of blades.