Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?

The match has been suspended due to the incident.

You're an asshole, Douglas.

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I don't think those were tears of fear she was crying. She was in a public space. You were talking about the Braves for pete's sake. Nope. I'm gonna call out all the women who would have high fived a group of women for this behavior. Sorry ladies you can't have it…

Folks in this thread are okay with taking everything from the house/the house, attempting to cause actual physical harm, using government resources to dig into private lives, etc- but KEEPING A SERIAL CHEATER AND GASLIGHTER AT A TABLE AND LEAVING HER WITH A REASONABLE TAB HAS GONE TOO, FAR, PEOPLE. Are you fucking…

Hi burrito.

53MPGARB ?

Worst Benghazi acrostic EVER.

Gigantic truth bomb here, and one of the better work-related pieces I've ever seen on Lifehacker.

Not sure why it can be called the "Great Depression" when things this hilarious were happening

Only thing that would have made Smith's return to Atlanta more memorable was if Jim Ross was calling it. Give credit to Detroit because they know how it should be done.

There's still no official timetable for when he might be ready to play in a game, but it is possible that he'll be back on the floor before the end of this season.

What a difference Garnett makes. Now if someone doesn't play defense that player gets yelled at. While last year if someone didn't play defense it would have only been Love.

I'd swipe right for that

Another solution would be to light the batter and pitcher on fire, then they'd want to move pretty quickly I'd think.

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

Did you cum in your cargo shorts when you thought of this killer reference? Horrible.