I did this too - read the recap in broad daylight, realized I absolutely did not ever need to see this and let my sick brain store it away like a masochistic acorn, and congratulated myself on making an informed, healthy choice. Until I woke up around 3am several nights in a row thinking about what I’d read in that…

“did the dog make it? If he didn’t, just lie to me.”

What a great story! I just love how polite you were, despite being super pissed at being hit. Thank you for sharing. 

Hmm, interesting to think about... The whoosh and then the faucet, though! Guh!

YIKES. I just got a whole lotta goosebumps. No theories about wtf that could have been, huh? And no more info about the weird girl from psych class? Jesus.

OH MY GOD. This is a really, really good one. Please update if you do decide to contact the camera company!

I definitely will be looking for more more more scary stories ‘til my eyes bleed from all the scrolling!

WHAT!!! That’s awesome.

Absolutely! I second this!

EXACTLY my reaction. Christ.

Me too. I keep thinking about it, and how preventable and random and awful this was. I can’t understand why more people aren’t focusing on this story in this post. All the other stuff just seems extra dumb next to this. Fucking “Dreams”! That song is on a loop in my head today.

I can’t stop thinking about this. It is just so fucking sad. And all these fuckers with their Cranberry “jokes” are getting stars. Cool. Fucking cool.

I honestly have not been able to stop laughing since the moment I saw that picture. The creepy carrots are hilarious, but “Happy Birthday Ma’am” has rendered me useless.

You don’t have to be sure. Take your time, maybe have a have a pregnancy scare, see how it makes you feel. That sounds glib, but it really shows you where you’re at in a hurry when your period is late! Or, it did for me, anyway.

I am so, so sorry for you, but I absolutely can’t stop laughing.

I’m seeing him next week, and cannot fucking wait!

Oh, fucking hell. Absolutely terrifying. (I say from my small New England town.)

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD!!! I’m so glad you made it away unharmed, and so glad they didn’t hurt Dozer too. This story fucking wins so far.

I LOVED the ghost truck one! I still think of that often.

Buffalo Tom, hell yeah! One of my faves for ulp, 25 years now! (Sorry, I get so excited when someone mentions them.) Also, concur with the nopes to Ani and Tori. So thoroughly. I’d add a Sarah MacLachlan to the pot, as well.