Brown kids. Enemies. Moose lambs. Dead now. So, good.

Melania needs the blood of our youth for her nightly baths.

It was gratifying seeing this lying POS getting smacked down by the court. He thinks he can get away with anything and that, as president, he can run roughshod over anyone. I loathe him and his fucking family.

Vampire criminal cartels, he just forgot that part cos too many consonants at once

Ryan died on a winning mission

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

What I never ever get about evangelicals and how they ally themselves with the right and big business.

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

That ring looks like a crown, which is even better.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

I’m a librarian. You’d better believe I’m going to be in there facilitating reading and knowledge until the library burns down around my ears.

Here’s mine

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

Don’t ask. The anger has no bottom. They’re pulling water from an infinite well.

I think that the death costume is brilliant. It actually made me gasp: I could tell that SNL had no fucks to give and I appreciated their ability to thoroughly mock them and to point out how disgusting and deadly Bannon is.

Steve Bannon looks like a white nationalist that doesn’t like Jews and has had credible allegations of spousal abuse levied against him.

Speaking of which, why does Ted Cruz always look wet? Or at least wetter than normal people?

Steve Bannon looks like your mom’s cousin that you’re not supposed to be alone with.

Steve Bannon looks like he never even saw the divorce papers coming.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.