Steelie hate? Man, I remember when Jalopnik was cool.

#5... Deep cycle batteries are not meant for cars. You need a SLI (starting, lights, ignition) battery for a car. Your starter needs a TON of power in a very small amount of time. Deep cycle batteries hold more power total, so they’re great for running your RV’s interior lights or your boat’s radio or whatever, but…

Diesel engines can use up all the air in a sub pretty quick actually, way less than a minute. By the time they could surface and open the hatch it was too late.

I didn’t say live axle, I said solid axle.

Leaf springs are not a suspension design. If you wanted to, you could put leaf springs on macstruts. Corvettes come pretty close. to doing so.

Solid axles, front and rear.

The 928 is a great choice. Porsche’s only GT car and a V8 at that. I don’t know why they’re still so cheap.

...And saving countless thousands of lives. But yeah, your countach’s bumper was a travesty.

The only major changes are on the bottom 4 inches of the body all around. Not just the color. But to be clear the two tone paint job was inspired.

Red Wings are the best you can buy. Carolinas are pretty good, too; forgot about those. Wolverines are more affordable, and Chippewas are also great but they’re really old school which has its ups and downs. In general everyone says they all used to be better back in the day which who knows.

Red Wings are the best you can buy. Carolinas are pretty good, too; forgot about those. Wolverines are more…

I mean... They’re not quite Red Wings but Wolverines are damn good boots. Tied for second place with Chippewas in my book.

I mean... They’re not quite Red Wings but Wolverines are damn good boots. Tied for second place with Chippewas in my…

That was dumb. No offense, but...

He wasn’t implying that it wasn’t. Props for knowing it’s an LTD though.

Here’s a game: cover the grille with a post-it note and tell me what decade you think the rest of the truck was made in.

You’re not gloating enough, Jason.

I think the dainty-ass turn signal stalk adds an air of prestige. What respectable french playboy would lower himself to the operation of a full sized stalk?

El Camino pace car < El Camino race car.

“Drill the hole out to the next size up”

Just in: Cadillac announces Florida-only Ménage à ‘scalade trim level with standard 30” wheels, landau top.

Digging the ISIS flag.