Any time a company tries to “pander to millennials” I’m suddenly left wondering where these millennials are that they’re pandering to. I’m 28, solid millennial territory, but I’m married, live in my own house, own not one but TWO whole cars, and even have offspring! The strange part is every other millennial I know is…

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

Well...depending on your familiarity with Grand Theft Auto V, “Trevor” actually is pretty badass, and most certainly insane, and quite off-putting, but charming at the end of the day.

5th Gear: You’re dead on with “...wasting time at work anyway...”! Working in IT in a gov’t job the only thing I’ve done all week at work besides surf the internet is help an engineer plug the loose power cable back into her monitor... no shit... she came to me and said “i just moved my monitors on my desk, my left…

Dammit Oklahoma....

The Miata people are going to come after you, but only in twos.

Because the software engineers work on the physical car design?

They are boxed in by industrial chicken coops on both sides and they complain about the guy with a garage.

For five grand you could also buy this quadrasteer.

“Would you put your car up for rent on Turo?”

I propose we all drink every time someone complains about “why this is on here”.

Thanks dude!

I don’t believe you Dave. I think you’re really just dumping all over this Jeep because you actually want to make sure you’re the only one who will buy it... Deep down you’re still pining for your white Jeep you just sold and this is your rebound Jeep.

Just buy a Comanche.

Ohh look. A well adjusted Californian is selling a 993 cab just like it for $59k!

Again, it’s your deliberately pedantic interpretation that you’re assuming a minority of other people observe or adhere to - which in and of itself is pretty specious. No one who fails their drivers test or gets caught driving under the influence (or reads Jalopnik) has ever said said “but it’s my right to drive”.

This was, indeed, needlessly pedantic. It’s understood that when people say “the right to drive” that the mean the ability to earn the privilege of driving.

When Comcast loses the naming rights to the Xfinity Series can we call it Monster University?

And yet your username is v8corvairpickup. There’s a story here I’m sure.