Hey man...I’m like school in the summertime.

“the elder two are unfortunately in jail”

Well they turned those kids into felons

I think we can do that.

Phew. I was getting very apprehensive about your post in response to this one....

If that were a T-shirt I’d buy one.

*slams fist on the table*

This coworker “David” wouldn’t happen to be David Tracy by chance, would it? I can see one of his 4.0l Heeps having this issue. Damn near been there, done that myself.

Oops, Raph.

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

Counterpoint: Bug splatter.

parts of the wrangler folks keep

You’re not alone.

It won’t be worse because it’ll be $35K cheaper.

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

Agreed. I want the correspondence! SHOW US THE EMAILS, GRAVEROBBER!

The “free market” has plenty of properties that _must_ be regulated, or else individual actors acting rationally all end up fucking themselves.

Incorrect. 5% longer ride = more money.
I have reported drivers for going off GPS and costing me more $$ and Uber ALWAYS refunds me the amount the driver fucked up.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s $1. It’s my goddamn dollar and it’s not up to someone else to take it from me because they think they can make a few extra…

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

It is the moose.