Sweet mother of God, this is some good shit right here.

some people have low standards

yea, I’m in Boston.

the guy who has seen “left lane ends-merge right” signs for the last 2 miles and is still in the left lane at the end of it....is an asshole.

Woohoo after after 6 years I’m finally out of the greys. Thanks Dave. Now for pics of my Sahara to celebrate

Let me explain to you how it works over here. This will be long, because it needs explaining.

Yet, most truckers I encounter on my short commute have no problem cutting me and everyone else off in order to get around a slower truck. I lost a car thanks to that.

I may not be the asshole that my city deserves, but I am definitely the asshole my city needs by not letting the other asshole in at the last moment since me and my other brethren have been sitting in the correct lane for multiple signal changes.

Here is a quick, free lesson about insults in the English language:

Kinda makes you mad when you learn you have to share the road, huh? Your whole post reads like a spoiled child who doesn’t know how to share and thinks he makes the rules.

Once I’ve seen the signs that say the lane is ending, I usually try to move over quite early. Then I’ll tend to let one or two people in front of me who are doing the same. But that’s it. You think you’re now going to come from behind... pass me... and I’m going to leave a hole? Nope. Uh uh. If that makes me a…

There’s always a “that guy”.

Zipper merging is great for low to medium speeds. Like when two lanes merge on an on-ramp. THe issue with freeway lane closures is people use every single last inch of the ending lane to finally put a blinker on and move over. On a 70mph freeway, to keep traffic moving at 70 means we’d need to start this maneuver way…

It’s not going to happen.

This.

BUT NOT TODAY

Okay, so the Miata is out, meaning the Jeep Cherokee XJ can now swoop in and become the official vehicle of Jalopnik!

“XJ is always the answer”— I like the sound of that!

Alissa Walker: Hates cars

Jalop & Nik

for some perspective on the size...