My God it looks like a sporty picnic basket.

Wait so taking over a mile to pass another semi that is only going ever so slightly slower than you doesn’t make “four wheelers” respect your braking distance in other situations Mr. “King of the road”? It’s the actions in other situations that cause the lack of respect in what you just described. At least the chrome…

So what you’re saying is.... $500 - $700 and I can have a functioning mini-A10? Can it’s payload handle a GoPro? If so then..... Shut up and take my money!

This past fourth of July weekend I had a single engine plane buzz a bridge that I was crossing the top of and, although exciting, pelted the heck out of my car with road debris. Also pelted me with road debris as my windows were down. I love seeing planes in action up close but this was too close for a trip home from…

Ahhhh this is just what I needed after a long Monday at the office. This is great jalopnik/kinja. Thank you.

Also no mas grey por fa favor.

Eh, that’ll buff out.

Stay golden Ponyboy.

But but... platinum tipped spark plugs standard!?

Ms. Alanis... Not Albania. Silly auto correct.

That's dangerous man. Now I've got months of articles that I have to catch up on. It was going to be such a productive day but not any more. Hand over the dunce cap though, I apparently can't read names.

I'm an idiot. I was confusing her with Alissa Walker. All apologies.

Aw shit I stand corrected. Thanks for clarifying that for me. Hell I’ve been avoiding this site on the weekends just to boycott for months now. I’m legit relieved that it’s not the same person. So much turnover in the past few months. I owe an apology to Ms. Albania. My favorite site isn’t going to hell in a hand…

Ain’t no hate here brother, just a simple disagreement of taste in who we pull for. I mean the drivers that I pull for never tried to sing/rap like a lesser Drake or crashed their Pagani but hey what do I know.

You lost me at “praise Lewis”.

Nah, I guess you didn’t see any of her early articles about how no one should own their own car (or drive it) and that NASCAR is the ultimate motorsport.

After avoiding Alanis posts all weekend do you expect me not to be salty when Monday lacks new news?

This is not news and it certainly is not good news. It is completely insane. Pure madness of an ad but all insanity aside is scalping bring a trailer posts the best jalopnik can do? I know that was the business model circa 2013 but damn... act like there is something better to discuss. Something everyone hasn’t…

Another comment with misspelled words and hate in its heart. Do better.

Hella harsh