It’ll also shut of cruise-control. If this is a problem, then it’s a decades-old one.

Here are the top 10 causes of crashes, in my estimation.

You don’t actually know what ‘autopilot’ means then. And neither does Consumer Reports.

Except it is - it draws its name from aeronautics and it’s the same concept - it’s an aid, but still requires pilot attention. Same here.

Small sample size, but the new Model S I took delivery of last week is a damn fine car and from what I’ve seen and experienced, their QA is on point.

Not sure if tongue in cheek, but in case serious, Hi Skip!

LeBron is way the best basketball player in the world, and has been for every moment of his NBA career.

That would be such a dumb and bad call. His left hand had absolutely nothing to do with the block. Whatever the rule book might say, I’m glad the referees made the right call on this one.

Yeah. I turned to get something from my kitchen because I was disappointed and looked over my shoulder and saw a pterodactyl fly across my screen and destroy the ball.

I was pulling for the Cavs. When the Warriors got the ball on the other end I said out loud, “Shit, they have numbers, it’s over.”

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

37 out of 40 cases reported to NHTSA were fake/fraud - so I dont see a problem with Tesla suspensions. Only problem I see is likely attempt to manipulate stock price by people who shorted it.

But wait...if 37 out of 40 complaints were fraudulent, wasn't tesla right to not admit anything wrong?

As far as I am concerned fake HNTSA submissions are a bigger issue, than snarky reply from Tesla. I see sarky response as perfectly appropriate to false accusations. Also, Niedermeyer and other trolls shold be investigated by SEC for possible attempt to manipulate stock prices for their financial benefit.

You realize limiting an engine via computer controls is done quite a bit, right? BMW 320i vs 328i comes to mind as a current market example. But hey, “Tesla bad!” does seem to be a fun bandwagon to jump on.

Mosgov’s legs were inside his body. This is a textbook screen. Not even close to a trip

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…