Yeah at this point I just hope I’m close to the initial blast.

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

Are we still doing “Phrasing!”?

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Sass Effect

the space military, duh

I think you are correct other than the time frame. I don’t think it will be two weeks but some time before the midterms. And the GOP incumbents will be shitting around that same time frame.

My parents always taught me that phrase was never trust anyone who says trust me, except your mom and dad.

period.

Starred for Mike Penis.

Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.

i knew that he wouldn’t do it, because he said that he would.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

Seems like a good idea to me.

And lecturing the press about “what they should be writing.”

Quite a crowd from this angle too.

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

I think this is also appropriate