My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

I am absolutely stupefied! In my wildest dreams, I never envisioned it would look like this. I LOVE IT!

No... the guy booting it as he was leaving a C&C is still the asshat, as that's how those events get shut down, whether they crash or not.

I especially like his long winded explanation of how his tire pressures were off. Yeah, I get it, the imprecise nature of the analog gauge being off by 1.5 psi totally caused you to jump that curb!

You got like three feet of air that time.

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People wearing blue jeans with exposed rivets who lean against your clear coat should be shoved out of airplanes and then the parachute a few seconds later.

This is no laughing matter. If you see this in real life, the person is obviously having a stroke and an ambulance should be called.

I have done this exact thing. How did you know?

He put a corned beef sandwich wrapped in foil on the intake. Now the cheese is all gooey and soft. mmmmmmm.

Yes it does. Because I have an 850i in the garage and an 840Ci in the driveway.

I sincerely doubt it. Like I said, a twelve year old is running the crane. I've been running a crane since I was about 14 years old (family business) and I can make along list of what's going wrong here.

It's pretty close. The cop turned off their lights before they even got halfway through the intersection.

Hats off to the dash cam owner who SWERVED AROUND the pickup blocking his view to ensure filming the anticipated collision.

This is not the same as running a redlight. Not even close.

Huh. Do they get punished worse for this than killing black people?

Reading articles about Doug's Ferrari for a year provided me and I'm certain many other readers many honest revelations within the stories he's shared. Thank you Doug.

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.