I still can't believe how many people thought *Cloverfield* was anything other than preposterous and boring. There were so many things wrong with that movie — and the woefully stretched conceit of the guy toting around the camera was one of the biggies.

Batroc, all the way. It's going to be awesome.

Hell yes! The first Mage cycle was one of the best indie superhero takes of the 80s. Other than maybe the early Elementals story arcs, this is probably the superhero flick I'd most like to see made — if it were done right. Though really it would work better as an HBO series (the 'hero discovered' sequence felt more…

I love how the kobolds sorta look like pigeons, the 'nuisance monsters' of the big city. I'd love to see a whole NYC or Paris cityscape with D&D critters — purple worm subway trains, busking bards, etc.

Great write-up, great title. Would that the reviewer got the SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS that went into this piece of junk, instead of the movie's creators.

*Two* great tastes? More like 'You got your week-old rat feces (Cameron) in my delicious truffle butter popcorn (Del Toro)!' Would love to see GDT's take on Lovecraft but there's a 99.9999% chance that James "Pompous McBumblefuck" Cameron will ruin this.

"we can pretty much guarantee you there will be more talk about balls in The Green Hornet than any other superhero movie"

"When I met Jonathan for the first time, we sat in a room in L.A., and Jonathan had this beautiful display on his computer. He pulled something up on Youtubem and it was Marines fighting in Fallujah, house to house, and he said, "That's what I want the film to look like." I said, "I'm in.""