Your username is so adorably try-hard. You’re doing the same sad shit men have been doing since the beginning of time. You keep that depressing ball bouncing.

Pics of you. Surely no ugly man would prop up his own ego by shitting on a woman’s looks in an article about sexual assault?

About as tired as this faux-edgy comment.

Boring moms need the most love?

Translation; “this doesn’t affect me personally so I don’t care.”

My girlfriend can try as she might to get me to wear nicer things, she still makes fun of me at least weekly for “dressing like a Sim”.

I do that with my husband. Well, I’m a bit more blunt about it. Certain colors clash with him bad, and I tell him exactly that. Then I point out what colors look good. 

Conversely, if it’s bad, I use “I don’t love that on you” or “I like this one better.” That way, you’re taking a general question which encompasses both the attractiveness of the person and whatever they’re wearing, and splits it. You’re not talking about their attractiveness, only the quality of the thing they’re…

I’ve got a theory that all guys like this want to ban gay marriage for the sole purpose of keeping gay sex “dirty” - because that’s the way they like it: Anonymous. In grimy park bathrooms. Makeshift glory holes. Rodeo port-a-cans.

Saw this earlier today and my first and pretty much only reaction to this has been: whew! Thank goodness. Finally a return to normalcy in our news cycle.

Reductive? Yes. Nonsense? No.

I don’t care how you claim to live your life, you do you.

What reductive nonsense.

So there isn’t a single person in your life that you care about enough that you would at least consider their side before you condemned them on the basis of a rumour. What about a family member? Same deal?

“A successful TV show” ?? It’s an annual charity special that raises money for children with autism. Let’s not pretend that Stewart is making mad bank off C.K.’s performances. He and others called out friends and fellow comedians to raise money for charity. Let’s not pretend that Jon Stewart is a driving force behind…

Except that in 2016, which is when he apparently heard the allegations for the first time, Jon Stewart was no longer hosting the Daily Show.

Really? You’re honestly saying that if someone told you that they’d heard a rumour that a close friend of yours was a sexual predator, you’d immediately end all contact with them forever, no questions asked? Wow.

John McCain used to distinguish himself by being the only major Republican to insist that we not torture and that climate change was real. He was considered centrist enough that Kerry seriously considered picking him for his VP candidate. Jon Stewart didn’t invent that character, and he also called out McCain when he…

It’s because Louis C.K. was able to just toss out his “apology” and disappear without getting put trough the ringer like he deserved, so it’s almost like Stewart has become his proxy for the Internet firing squad.

Just because there’s a rumor about a friend, doesn’t mean you believe it.