It’s confirmed, Masahiro Sakurai is a Pokemon. Fainting at his first gym was truly a sad day for his Trainer, who had to rush out to the Pokemon Center to treat him.

Look, this is true! This is not a fake news story, ok I have the dirt on Delphine.

The only issue I have with Sword is that you inflate your Pokemon like thanksgiving day balloons once per battle. It looks ridiculous and is THE WORST gimmick Pokemon has ever produced.

Excuse me while I go and vomit profusely in a corner.

Visceral were vehement that they wouldn’t be abandoning Dead Space, that they had plans for it, but sadly this is the nail in the coffin.

Good thing Johnny Gat himself is a playable hero in this as the game takes place in the same universe... just the universe Johnny Gat rewrote at the end of Gat Out Of Hell.