The NHL got so much free run out of that, too. It was all over the front page of Reddit, every sports site, Facebook, etc., and people who never watch hockey and had no idea who the fuck John Scott was suddenly were all watching highlight clips and, more importantly for the NHL, thinking about hockey because it was a…

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Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Although more seriously... this is a classic Bannon/Trump move. The reaction was inevitable.

+1

I know he can’t shoot, but I can’t help but to like the kid and think he can help a team. Never forget this!

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here*

Was looking around Barnes and Noble yesterday, and a book called “The South Was Right,” with a big confederate flag on the front, caught my eye. So I went over to look like “Oh, that cover’s just provocative, they can’t possibly mean... oh. They do mean that. Huh.”

Same thing will happen to Pete Rose after he dies. I’d bet on it.

You probably tweeted like 50 different tweets with episode numbers and then just deleted the wrong ones. Pffftt!

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.

I’m prolly the only person in the world that knows absolutely nothing about Harry Potter. Shit shows up too many times in the NYT Sunday cross word puzzle and I have to work around it every time. I thought the tattoo was to let the other cons know he was a monster, like Frankenstein.

How on earth is it a legitimate competitive disadvantage? The Wizards are carrying the 11th-highest player payroll in the NBA this season. They’re paying out 10 million more dollars just this season than the Celtics, who, barring catastrophic injuries, will finish far ahead of them in the standings. If they have that…

Employed people over 30 often live in nice cities where an $80 hotel room will be a rathole 10 miles away and anything remotely close by is over $200. So, yeah, they’re welcome on my couch rather than having to add $400+ to the cost of their weekend visit that could instead be spent on lots of good food and alcohol.

I had to drive home through 3 towns doing trick or treating after sunset last night. Far more nerve-racking than driving home during an ice storm.

I am a native, and it’s my preferred term. My ancestors were not “Native Americans.” They weren’t Americans at all. They were Cherokee. My grandfather, and his, and his, identified as Indians in English. Who are you to tell me, or them, what my “preferred term” is, or what we “are not and never have been?” A white kid…

There are actually quite a large number of American Indians who prefer the term American Indian, misnomer though it may be. As early as twenty years ago, a strong plurality preferred American Indian, and a few prominent Indian activists (foremost among them Russell Means) came out against the term Native American as…