She probably has a fair amount of “non-white” DNA herself, in common with many Americans.

...because, while I’m sure her milkshake brings all the Proud Boys to the doublewide, no self-respecting Black man should stick his dick in the putrid vat of redneck sweat and discarded potato salad raisins that are her nether regions.

My she left because she found out the vikings had a lot of race mixing in their DNA, which was recently scientifically uncovered.

Once again, let’s all thank Reagan for shutting down outpatient mental health clinics by the thousands.

OK. I’m fickin’ to go back and read the rest of article, yet I must say, I really thought her t-shirt read “Straight Outta Walmart.” And I thought well, that’s appropriate.

Probably got kicked out of Valhalla for being a racist asshole.

The t-shirt implies she's dead, since that's the only way someone gets into Valhalla on the first place. So she's some sort of undead zombie. Seems right.

Another too-late-to-appear-on-Jerry-Springer rube. Oh well. Hopefully she gets fired from whatever job she currently has. If she’s working..

There's still that overwhelming attitude about getting even with white men by means of having sex with white women, it's the stupidest mentality ever. 

Man, that old bit from the Preacher comic about the ‘Master Race with no chins’ comes up over and over like a waveform. Made the mistake of googling her FB, and she attended Hogwarts (Slytherin of course).

For those of you who don’t live in the police state that is the USA right now where black folks are concerned ... and yes, I know it’s not “right now”, it’s “forever” ... here is what that same interaction sounds like in a proper 1st world country.

Jaywalking tickets here are real. I don’t do because I don’t want to pulled over by some chucklehead on a bicycle and given a jaywalking ticket. Frisking someone over that shit and then saying they are detained is ridiculous and they still didn’t give him a ticket for such a “serious” pedestrian offense.  “Don’t…

I guarantee you that, not only are these people reusing the lids, they’re canning unsafely the first time. Gonna be so many sick people from this fad. Canning is no joke, you can’t half-ass it.

The reception I mentioned followed a full mass Catholic wedding. A beer run was made. How do you plan an Irish-Catholic wedding with no alcohol?

Mrs. Ghost and I went to a barn wedding a few years ago which had a random assortment of domestic beer and two bottles of wine. They had previously balked at our offer to contribute a case of prosecco.

I went to one years ago that only had two cases of beer for the entire reception. That was indeed hell. 

“Rustic barn wedding” sounds like literal hell.

They love that Don Draper monologue.

American Kit-kats are garbage, but pick some up abroad and they are really good. Nestle makes them with higher cocoa butter content and more cocoa (source Hersey’s employee) vs the Hershey’s ones mde in the U.S. (they are licensed to make them in the US). To me they are even less sweeter.

Born in 88 I’m officially becoming a free agent for any other generations effective immediately. I cannot condone my age groups selection of candy corn on this list.