sailongsharks
Sailingsharks
sailongsharks

/in a whisper

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

I am a Black Christian and this is my response to any and every story about Kim Davis and/or Mike Huckabee.

My history teacher in high school did that. Most of the class did not survive.

Yes. They have dedicated their lives to reenacting an upper-middle-class Victorian existence, only with a website and a PayPal button on the off chance you feel like supporting them in their grand technology-rejecting gesture.

If these were just a couple of lucky rich people who decided they wanted to live their lives as Victorian-era cosplayers...well, I’d find that odd, but fuck, it’s their time and money and it doesn’t hurt anyone. You want to play dress up with your life and you have the money to do it? God bless.

I love Wilkie Collins!

It happens to a lot of women because when most people start having sex, they young and dumb and uninformed and coupled up with other young, dumb, uninformed people. Oh, and a general cultural bias against female masturbation and mythologizing of the vagina.

Also the ridiculous myth that sex is supposed to hurt and make you bleed the first time you do it.

And of course she means “wealthy Victorian.” There weren’t even weekends, much less OSHA laws in this amorphous, nostalgic, white-washed period she has concocted. Get back to work in the cotton mill, you mouthy strumpet!

I know it’s not the Victorian Era but I finally watched “The Magdalene Sisters” which is a film based on a true story of Irish women being interred at a wash house. One woman was there for having a baby out of wedlock, another for getting raped by her cousin, and the last for flirting. Flirting. Highly recommend

Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.

I hear psychologists say this all the time, but you know what, I don’t think people who are victimized look any different than anyone else to predators, they are like robbers with a set of keys; they try them on every lock until they find one the keys open. As a child, teen and adult I’ve seen creeps try the same

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

God bless Coupling.