It was photoshopped in.

I've had the blessing to use one on a wedding cake. That thing cut perfect slices every time. Barely any frosting left on the blade afterwards!

That's a machete. Try again.

Troll harder, friend.

troll harder.

If you can't figure out the higher functions of Office on your own or with minimal help, you probably shouldn't be in that kind of job.

Something like the Chromebox would be fantastic in schools. It'd be cheap, virus-free, and it's already cloud-based so the kids could just log in to their school-district-issued Google accounts from home and access their files and hopefully vice versa. I've been preaching the wonders of Google Docs ever since release,…

You're all missing the point, guys.

Meh, it's just a handheld, and I don't think handhelds will be powerful enough for most gaming needs for a very long time. I don't care if it runs Windows, it's a handheld.

You're doing it wrong.

You're right, that's more relevant to this website. I guess that could go with the tune.

I can dig that too.

That's stupid. Because everyone buys shit before Christmas.

I'm just hoping that we get some killer sales beforehand. MEGA WORLD-ENDING CHRISTMAS SALE BLOWOUT SALE!

Dave means "warm" as in the radiator you'll be strapping to your processor will allow you to keep your furnace down.

I don't want them to make an open world like Bethesda does. I want them to make a Dragon Age game as deep and moving as Origins, and nothing like DAII.

Ah, yeah, I have an AMD card. There have been problems for AMD cards in Skyrim, though, apparently.

Oh, that's the old LAA (or 4GB patch). It actually doesn't work anymore since a couple weeks ago when Steam added their own little wrapper to the .EXE making it so you can't play Skyrim without Steam. As of right now, there is a launcher available that will allow the 4GB usage, but Bethesda is close to releasing…

The PC version of Skyrim is in fact $55.98 on Amazon right now. Which pisses me off on principal, but I already own the game.

Like I said, it's running better now with the newer drivers and patches, but I have to use forced AA and AF at the driver level as opposed to in-game.