He should grow a chin instead.

Also, I’ve said this before - but it bears repeating that that is actually a human being in its 40s!!

Can’t we have both?

I think “Ted Cruz got gorilla-masked over the holidays by what appears to be a whispy-pubed teen” might be a more appropriate headline.

He should grow a chin instead.

Post should be marked NSFL. 

So a guy doesn’t shave for a few days? Big deal. You shouldn’t make fun of him just because he had a long weekend. You should make fun of him because he looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy.

I’m not sure if that’s a “commitment,” per se, so much as an inability.

Texas came soo close to no longer being an infected boil on America’s taint.

Urgh, thanks AV Club for that nightmarish image I now can’t erase from my mind’s eye.

I hear he’s given her the elbow

56?

I’m not even sure if I feel like he should be younger or older.

One: Please stop trying to show you’re a hip, swingin’ card by trying to put the band’s song titles into the text of the article at every opportunity. It’s not working.

It’s not the responsibility of the other states to fix the corrupt Georgia election system. It’s your responsibility.

Surprise! The right has viewed you as collateral damage for years without recognizing that what you do is important.

Okay. But *I* have friends who work *here* in Pittsburgh and *we* would welcome any production that wanted to move. And I’m sure there are plenty of other smaller markets with local talent just like the 'burgh *eager* for a chance to work.

Keto helps people feel full, and satiated so they’re doing less craving of high carb foods. And it works. You eat to where you need to be, and don’t care if there’s cake in the breakroom.

Correct. The fruit comment threw me for a loop in a sciency article about it.

“Eat your fruits and veggies, keep the processed foods to a minimum (or cut them altogether), and curb the sugar.”