Another victim of Judge Valkenheiser, no doubt

I was waiting in line at a comic convention in LA in the early 90s. I noticed two kids, one white and one black, in line in front of me. They were trading lines on the Humpty Dance song to pass the time. I like that song and I always think of that time when I hear it.

#BringBackTonyStarkToLifeOfLandOfLivingYouWesternPigNatoLovers

“That looks cute," said someone's mom.

Talk about a reminder of one’s looming mortality, when one can remember a movie where Crystal was an eligible bachelor dating Meg Ryan, and now he’s playing a crotchety old guy. [Shudders]

But what if he shows up without a goatee this time?

#BringBackEvanPetersMCU

“Huh, we somehow get negative numbers on clickthrough for Piers-related content. Maybe oughta pull back on that...”

Piers Morgan and The Daily Mail. Bunch of whining, entitled snowflakes

Maybe the algorithms are starting to work out that nobody gives a shit what Piers Morgan thinks about anything, so they are suggesting links people might be prepared to click instead.

I’m curious if they’ll bundle Pixar into their burgeoning distaste for tech industry, or if they’ll leave this as an example of Hollywood liberalism, which is an old saw.

It is great fun.  I have a very fond memory of watching it on Disney Plus outside on our outdoor theater setup last year with my kids and they absolutely loving it.  Last year was such a cluster fuck but the memory of that night with my 6 year old screaming in laughter at this short sticks with me. 

Conservatives canceling Pixar in 5...4...3...2...

Oh, I am. I love to see people miserable because of their own ignorance. Hopefully, though, it turns some minds. It just sucks with my new social media goals for work I cannot be banned from Facebook again for calling them out. I’ve been calling these people out for years and not doing it so eloquently. This year…

I must say this is fantastic news, but boy oh boy am I not looking forward to thr barrage of complaints and protests from asshole bigots.  They always try to ruin anything fun.

You swap out “forehead veins” with “pants” and I think your post would still be accurate.

They’ll write up a law that’s so poorly written it bans all films, the renaissance, greek mythology etc to ever be distributed or viewed in their states. 

Considering all the ant-trans bills that have come out of the woodwork, this is pretty cool. Good on you, Pixar.

“What?! I demand MANDATORY GENITAL INSPECTIONS of ALL animated movie characters! I want a law on my desk by the END OF THE DAY!”

I’m glad Pixar is doing this, but I sure feel sorry for the poor sap on the other end of that email address.