It's just tits and dragons.

So R2D2 and C3PO aren’t actually lovers?

I was watching that Discovery of Witches show that AMC’s been showing reruns of in place of Walking Dead (I guess new ones are coming), and along with finally watching True Blood last year, it made me realize how much I’ve missed vampires. For all their emo melodramatic bullshit, I’d rather have vampires back than all…

SOMEONE PLEASE ADAPT MY COUNT DUCKULA FANFIC!!!

I was seriously annoyed when they turned Sonya into a damsel-in-distress, not because my feminist leanings were fully honed in my early twenties, but because I used to play the character and routinely win the game with her.

I blame all the world’s problems on New Mutants. When it’s finally released, the world will get back on track.

obviously ‘post covid’ is EXTREMELY subjective but you knawmsayn.

I was never planning on seeing it in the theater but if it’s on a double bill with Bill & Ted at the drive in I’ll give it a watch.

Interest...fading...

Any kid who was a fan of the games knew they got a lot of the particulars wrong, but it almost didn’t matter. After Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter, the fact that Mortal Kombat got anything right at all, was a minor miracle in itself that can’t be overstated. For many it’s still the videogame…

That music is just amazing.  25 years later and every time I here it I still want to dance or fight or both or I don’t know.   

Smart ass commenters,

“What’s up, guy? Check out my podcast.”

“lol i tricked the libs into thinking i’m an idiot. got you again libs! #trigggeredmuch”

Don’t you look at me with that tone of voice!

Pantsing ourselves on TV to own the libs.

Zapp was certainly less evil, if equally stupid and selfish.

I like the cut of what you’re puttin’ down

Who bothers to check their own tweets for coherency? You just type some nonsense and let the cookies fall where they may.