Imagine the confusion when Bill Cobbs dies.

Jezus, these countless Hair/makeup youtube vloggers... This is how I know that Life on Earth is TRULY the hell that many of us worry comes later.

Yeah, it’s Riblet Spanxless. Get it together, Barsanti.

For a show that went ten seasons it sure has died a death in the public consciousness.

It’s German for “The Witch The 123.”

That may be the most macho movie ever made, and if those guys don’t care about Little Richard’s sexuality then NOBODY should.  Long Tall Sally kicks all kinds of ass.

Boromir!

Otis Redding was also in his backup band as a teenager. His opening act before the Beatles was Sam Cooke. And on that tour with the Stones, the other openers were Bo Diddley and the Everly Brothers. If you wanted to make an Avengers-style movie about rock and roll, Little Richard is both Nick Fury and Tony Stark.

Im a massive sucker for the Heroic Last Stand cliché. We’re not gonna make it! I’ll hold them off! Play dramatic music as the hero cuts down as many bad guys as possible before dying.  Whether its a game like Halo Reach or something historical like the Alamo.  I love it.

His is a life that honestly you think is made up, and then you see the facts, and accept that there are folk out there that were in the right place at the right time and always made an impact.

Oh, they got results one time, but the desk sergeants always end up with paperwork up to their necks. Much better that they get assigned to babysit some politically connected rookie straight out of the academy and watch over the old warehouse by the docks where nothing ever happens.

I teach biology, and I am highly impressed at that comment, even as I am throwing up in my mouth.

I’m not convinced Trump hasn’t tested positive. He’s the kind of piece of human garbage that would absolutely pretend not to have been tested positive to downplay the severity of the situation.

Ferris was just released from jail recently* after his 1994 conviction involving Ponzi schemes. 

Ferris and Cameron is an honest to god abusive relationship. Ferris berates him constantly and literally beats him at one point, then tells him it wasn’t so bad and demands forgiveness.

One of the highlights of Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast was that they were able to snag Matthew Broderick to sit down for an interview. So Gilbert does one of his ridiculously long introductions, mentioning almost everything Broderick has ever done and who he’s worked with. Once that’s done, to kick off…

Ferris is very popular, Reid. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

I’d take issue with Steve Martin. He was a nice guy just having a bad day, and came around at the end.  These other guys were just assholes that never learned their lesson.

Kokomo did teach me a lot about Caribbean geography.