I’m not quite sure what you’re asking, so maybe this does need to be explained: a bullet entering a human body comes in at velocity. Because of this, its damage is not limited to the direct physical path it follows; it causes a shock wave in surrounding tissues as it passes. The higher the velocity, the worse the…

To be fair, the family she tried to kill was still supporting her financially after they went to Canada, so it’s not like they just straight-up abandoned her. 

According to various male authority figures, the female body is truly a miracle, shutting down pregnancies when the rape is legitimate, and resorbing ectopic pregnancies in a single bound!

So, abortion=Bad. AR15=Good. Got it!

If you read the entire story behind this, there is overwhelming medical evidence corroborating the assertion that she’s an adult. At the very least, the system of safety nets (both in the adoption process and the psychiatric community) have failed both the adoptive parents AND the person at the center of this whole…

EXACTLY. I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began and I can only hope it’ll reach its zenith soon, but I wish people would even consider the notion that a layperson cannot correctly assess everything. If you are even remotely familiar with diagnostic criteria, let alone discerning it in…

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

He is very looking much forward to greeting the winners of the HyperBole at the White House with fast food cheeseburgers on warming plates.

Agreed, I think of lot of Trump supports have really never seen or heard his actual words, they just support him based on the cleaned up versions of what he says. Which is still stupid, but you know, anything to make it harder to support him.

I wish that the mainstream media would report more often on the exact words of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people.

As Roth said the other day, fucker only knows like 100 words total.

Then he just leaves! Wanders on out.

Don’t forget beautiful.  Ruined that word for me. 

I’ve only thought one call was perfect. Around twenty years ago I called a girl I liked to ask her out and the call went to voicemail. I rambled for over six minutes until the system cut me off, including a story about cleaning out my computer keyboard. I never got around to asking her out during the message, or…

Also, “tremendous”. However, he saves that one for when he wants to appear intelligent (3 syllables).

The central tenent of Buddhism is not every man for himself.

The Gettysburg Address....was NOT where Lincoln lived.

Sheep can outwit him. My daughter has dresses with higher IQ. 

Trump’s use of the phrase “perfect call” is such an interesting linguistic crutch.

It’s a transparent non-denial denial. “Perfect” doesn’t mean the same thing as appropriate, ethical, or above-board. Indeed, if the purpose of the call was to deliver a veiled threat to the new Ukrainian president (NARRATOR: It was) one…

Calling him stupid would be an insult to stupid people.