Hey! You can’t complain about Deadspin complaining about the unwritten rules of baseball. That’s, that’s,... that’s against the unwritten rules of Deadspin commenting. Act like you’ve been here before!

It’s crazy that one moment we’re completely fine and the next on the brink of death and not really know why. Hope this dude is okay.

Pretty good chance Verlander has a MAGA hat in his locker.

apparently all baseball games need to end now when the 1st team scores

Sure Matt.

I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

That was your takeaway from the article?

Of all the baseball feuds to be resurrected, Dodgers/Padres circa 1999-2004 was not at the top of my list.

The slide was questionable but the umps didn’t take issue after an ass-long review, so apparently the rulekeepers found it acceptable. But by all means Joe Kelly, take THE LAW into your own hands. You know, hitting people with projectiles isn’t all safe either.

Was at the game tonight. I’m pissed at Austin for charging but he’s still a hero in my eyes.

Maybe she just wants to use him for some much needed publicity to stay relevant.

Probably said ‘You’re a 35 year old man. Enough with the hair’.

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Most of western civilization is deeply influenced by christian philosophy, whether you like it or not.

I’ve been in the Replay Center at Chelsea Market - there is a full staff of people that are doing nothing but watching every angle of every inning of every game. By the time there is even a question about whether or not the crew at the stadium will need to review a play, the replay official usually already has it…

Yeah, the call was ok. He was out.

Ernie Banks spent his whole career asking for this and he wasn’t around to enjoy it.

Attempts to push the sewage off the field were futile, as groundskeepers slowly realized the Dodgers hadn’t exercised Ethier’s option.

Two things I learned about this this morning:

1. Vlad Jr. is the first player born in Montreal to ever hit a walk off home run in Montreal.

Regular season basketball doesn’t mean much more than spring training baseball.