“All right, kid. Pack your things. You’ve been traded to the Marlins.”

 In case you’ve never heard of the guy.. he was an LA institution for YEARS! Up there with Larry H Parker and Cal Worthington.

You don’t buy from me, YOU CRAZY!!

Has anybody checked in on Marlins Man lately?

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

If he doesn’t hit that home run I think there are about 30 people in Cincy and New York combined who could tell him apart from his dumbass brother.

Slightly off topic, but A-Rod’s post-baseball PR campaign has been breathtakingly brilliant. Personally, I think it’s all with an eye toward getting into the Hall of Fame rather easily, and I think he’s on his way.

LeBatard said something this morning that stuck with me: We’re fast approaching a point where Alex Rodriguez will be more well liked than Derek Jeter. Who saw that coming?

Jeffrey Loria: Nobody will ever be as much a douche as I am.

He should, because he fucked this guy.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

Yeah? Well, my Pirates claimed Nik Turley off waivers from the Twins! Nik Turley!

please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...

It’s 4 and a half hours from December on the east coast and the title-holder for largest free agent contract signed this offseason belongs to

Gee, great script, excellent acting and direction and no car chases or comic book characters. It can be done people, the real world is great source material.

Appears there was some pregame beef, prior to the in-game beef:

Fuck Kansas. They refused to shake hands before the game. Why they wanted to bring bad sportsmanship into it is unknown but Mayfield is the Bobby Fischer of it when he wants to be.

Counterpoint... KU basketball fans are the worst and shit talking to their team and fans in all sports is acceptable.

“Great teammate” narratives sometimes get overplayed in the realm of mediocrity (see David Ross), but the more I see his everyone in the clubhouse was part of Holladay’s circle the more this stings. From superstars to up and coming rookies, he was the guy you just want to be near. This is brutal

Dirty Work is a very underrated movie.