Because no one outside of Philadelphia cares about Philadelphia

Guy who plays video games all day also doesn’t like sports. Most surprising news ever!

God, how low is your IQ? It doesn’t matter who you are or what kind of shape you’re in, a fastball hitting you would hurt! Please stop posting.

The problem is the Red Sox will hold on to this grudge for the whole year like they did with Machado last year. While doing this they’ll throw balls near guys heads, which can actually kill someone. So yes, this is stupid.

Sure, let me throw a 90 mile fastball at you. I’m sure you’ll just shrug it off, right?

Wasn’t dirty at all. Even went to replay and they didn’t think it was dirty either. Kelly is a bitch just like the rest of the Red Sox. They got their feelings hurt last year with Machado and I’m sure they’ll cry this year and try to hit Austin. Bunch of fake tough guys!

Wait.... the Red Sox overreacted to slide that wasn’t that dirty. So shocking! I wonder if they’ll hold a grudge for the remainder of the year and try to throw at Austin. I feel like I’ve heard this story before.

Same with Brett Anderson. That 15.8 million was part of a qualifying offer that he accepted, probably because he knew it was more than he would have gotten on the free agent market.

“I hate how the media is always out to get the city of Philadelphia. We’re just like any normal city. Booing Santa Claus happened like 50 years ago!!!!” - some dumbass from Philadelphia

Still remember his debut. It was on his 20th birthday and he out pitched Randy Johnson (who was still in his prime). Jackson and Greg Miller were supposed to be the next Koufax-Drysdale. Miller never made it to the majors and Jackson is a career 5th starter. Gotta love prospects!

Damn, when did Joe Morgan start commenting on Deadspin?

I have nothing against Thor, but I’m just over superhero movies. I get it, they make a lot of money and they’ll never go away. I’m just not spending any more money on them. Maybe if I’m hanging out by myself on a Friday night, I’ll watch them on Netflix.

No, we need another Avengers/Justice League/Thor superhero movie that we’ve already seen four thousand times!

“Sooooooooo?” -Yuli Gurriel

But using pitcher wins as a stat is debatable and only dumb people still use that stat.

He won the deciding game against the Cubs that put the Dodgers in the World Series and he won game 1 of the World Series. He had 11 k’s in game 1 against the best offense in baseball this season. Maybe rethink your argument.

In 2017 people are still saying this. If this was true then why don’t the Yankees and Red Sox win every year.

Bellinger really struggled, but at least he’s not a racist asshole.

Shockingly Gurriel celebrated by slanting his eyes.

Dodgers had the same number of homegrown as the Astros and the Astros signed more free agents this year than the Dodgers. This is a lazy argument that Deadspin already wrote about.