I thought that way too. But then someone pointed out that America sucks and so she probably isn’t doing this because she actually thinks Gorilla Glue is at fault or blames them for her mistake, but because it’s the only way she’ll actually be able to afford the medical care.

I would say I believe he’s more relaxed and he HATES being relaxed. People like Dump run on spite and rage. 

I don’t. this is a person who’s sole reason for running for president was so that he’d be in the spotlight despite complete and total managerial impotence. the only way I’d see him as happy about this is the fact that because he’s banned from social media, he can effectively try to hide from his creditors, his…

I see Chunky Monkey, and she makes me happy. And I realise that less than three short weeks ago, I would have been numb to her charms. Only (less than) three weeks of not having my senses assaulted with a certain someone’s photograph, plus a Covid vaccine coming soon to a theatre near you, plus (let’s face it) some…

And btw, I hesitated to write the above.

Also, Harron, can we talk about this, please?:

I shed no tears for Armand Hammer the Third. Are there really consequences when you have all those familial millions to fall back on?

It’s Smartmatic, not Dominion, that just filed suit, and unlike most of these kinds of lawsuits, they have a solid case because Fox let Dobbs et al run wild with these objectively false stories for weeks. 

She yelled at Cori Bush because Cori asked her to wear a mask.

That mask. I guess I should be stripped of my committee appointments too, because I just want to slap the shit out of her.

I don’t have anything productive to add. But just a reminder our Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, is a McKinsey alum and we need to keep an eye on him

Good. Do Lauren Boebert next!

She's still a congresswoman but since she was stripped of her committee assignments she will only be allowed to vote for bills and resolutions on the house floor- she will not be able to introduce legislation or amendments in the normal fashion or debate proposed legislation until it actually hits the floor of the…

There was also Steny, shaming his GOP colleagues for their silence:

Not all abusers show those tendencies in all relationships. Just because one person was “unharmed” does not invalidate the claims of others. 

Oh, he wanted to, but his lawyers probably all threatened to quit if he did because they (and everyone else) knows if he testifies anywhere under oath about anything, he’ll perjure himself almost immediately and repeatedly within the first 3 minutes.

Okay, does anybody else kind of wish Trump was temporarily unbanned from Twitter just so we could witness his SAG-AFTRA meltdown in real-time? Just a little bit?

Jesus. Trump is such a loser.

Even after everything, his petty whining still makes you shake your head.

Is there a reason you make your own combination of base + acid instead of using baking powder? (Not criticizing, just curious!)