I was going to post the same thing

Sarah Silverman gets torn to shreds for saying that a gentile playing Joan Rivers isn’t kosher.

Meh. Not mad. If I could afford to outsource annoying parts of my life I'd do it without regret.

I agree, that wouldn’t be a bunch of laughs. That isn’t what happened, though.

Where does most museum funding come from? Rich donors.

Tarantulas shouldn’t count as spiders. They’re big and fuzzy and slow.

Dennis Lee knows what’s up. Cold food is generally better. And why would you let the outside temperature change your icecream eating??

Shalom, asshole. Keep calling the person you’re responding to habibi. It makes your point very compelling.

Agreed! I also had the chance to meet her in the late 80s at my local horror movie rental place.

She didn't vote for it.

They believe Israel is the key to the end-times. Christian Zionism.

Hi. Gfy. Thx!

How else do you get clicks???

Bhad Bhabie has a surprising number of very listenable songs. 

Her cosplay is en pointe. Totally thought it was Kim K.

My prediction: conservative minority government, where I sincerely hope the PPC doesn’t get any seats.

Uhm.

I’m glad you quit too! Also, on the plus side you and your clothes (possibly home and car) no longer smell like stale cigarette smoke, and kissing you doesn’t taste like licking an ashtray anymore.

No.

I'm going to throw out a totally made up, but probably correct statistic: 90% of those kids never took drugs.