Dear Zachary. 

I just rewatched My Girl a few weeks ago and I’m still crying.

Ants will ignore the dry borax and just take the sugar. That's why you dissolve them in the water. I don't think it has to be warm.

My dad was born after his older brother who was dead. Same first, middle, and last names. It still creeps me out.

Yes! If you see a couple ants and think you can just squish them or something, there are (at least) thousands waiting in the wings. The sugar/water/borax works, but it’s a lot more tempting to pets than those raid baits. Although you should still keep your pets away from them too.

My great gran used to wear welding goggles when chopping)grating onions and horseradish. She was about 4'4" and looked very badass with them. She also drove a motorcycle with a sidecar. In the 40s/50s.

I love doing this in the EDR. The looks I get from co-workers is priceless.

Yellow/golden kiwifruit are the Red Delicious of citrus fruits.

You are amazing!

I used it for "business" meals. I have never eaten so well in my life, and never will again. Really expensive food tastes gooooood.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He forgot to own the libs.

Wheat threshers are expensive as fuck. I'd feel bad for whoever owned it.

Did you receive the single dose vaccine?

You want proof? Do your own research!

Don't most if not all states have Rome and Juliet laws?

She's been excommunicated from the church of CrossFit.

*17, doh

It was a 27 year old girl, not a woman?

Wait until he grows a literal ted Cruz like beard.