The instant read thermometer is going to read high, because even when you take it off heat it'll continue cooking. So don't wait until you hit temperature unless you want overcooked fish.

The soreness is actually a good sign. Your body is kicking ass.

Look away and take a deep breath when they tell you they’re putting the needle in. You might be able to ask for a smaller butterfly needle (don’t know if that’s just for giving blood).

I had to have a friend take my Smokey 20+ year old cat to be euthanized because I couldn’t do it, even though he was my best friend for 20 years. There was no way he was going to get better, only worse. I hated making the decision but it would have been cruel to just keep him going having pain and seizures. It broke…

My older brother pinned me to the ground and spit in my mouth, like in the original flatliners movie. I can still remember exactly how it felt.

Be very, very careful. Ball skin is thin and sensitive and bleedy. Like a paper cut but worse.

Paul Newman was incredibly handsome. That smile. Those eyes. His abs.

My Granny used to use welding goggles to grate horseradish.

So what about putting enough mayo into the finished product to turn it pink?

I'm pretty sure what they were trying to say is that it tastes like meat. Not that it's literally meat.

Some of it is coming from people who are salt sensitive or have heart problems (ie: transplant recipients, like me). I remember that it tastes good but when I’m at a restaurant and ask them not to put any msg/added salt on my order and the wait person rolls their eyes at me and gives me a plate of sodium I get upset.

$5,800. For a family of four. Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.

Um

I had a summer job demonstrating a new product and giving samples to people in grocery stores. I had a bowl of pennies and just told people if they gave me one I could give them a sample. Pretty sure that was the way the company skirted around some sort of law about giving the samples for free.

George Soros.

Peeps were over and then the internet brought them back to life.

Being in the room and hearing/smelling your parents having sex on top of you is going to give any 10yo PTSD, no matter how sex positive the family is.

Kris had her killed?

It gets very messy for the kids 

He knows the word, but I don't think he knows what it means.