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Truth.

That's what he wants you to think.

Nope. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Greta is pretty great.

Seriously. Force of nature is not how I would describe the Zodiac Killer.

No. Just sad. :(

My dad is this guy's doppelganger. He's not evil, though. :(

You don't have to not hate to not forgive. That's a very awkward sentence, but I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.

Is it just tradition that they do the ceremony this way?  Or is there something on the books?

Well, the Falwell family is still in the news, so...

I refuse to look her up but will take you out of the greys in case anyone wants this information.

I will give you 100:1 that she does no jail time (if she even gets convicted).

Rich white lady pops a xanny and doesn't get jail time. Weird!

Have you ever seen the movie Chopping Mall? It's from the 80s and these robots starred in it, killing teenagers.

Sounds like you jelly.

Wait. What? There are robots in grocery stores that look for spills???

If there is only one thing we shouldn’t be judging her for, it’s that she’s right, Christmas is the worst.

Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet.

How to spot an off-duty or retired firefighter: look for someone sporting a fire department shirt/hoodie/jacket etc and a firefighter hat.