But, but the fact that she is American aristocracy and was a bad candidate a politician...

But not angry that Hillary was a shitty candidate? Ok then.

Yeah, super predator black people is totally not racist. I voted for Hillary, but when will you keyboard warriors (“ZOMG! I called him Drumpf!! BURN!!!”), realizeHillary fucking sucked as a candidate?

Choose the lesser of two evil people and the devil still gon’ win.

Jesus, if you can’t smell the irony maybe stop spending time making pithy Internet comments and go get a clue.

Or the completely shitty candidate Clinton was and the ineptitude of her campaign! Certainly wasn’t that!

Anyone who calls politicians their family is automatically disqualified from having his or her opinions taken seriously.

Oh wow, you just answered a question I have been asking forEVER- Who in the fuck actually thinks Andy Borowitz is funny and/or relevant?

So because she would (hypothetically) be good on climate change, we should ignore the fact that she is modern day aristocracy, someone whose main attribute was “I’m next in line, it’s MY TURN, GUYS!”, and would be terrible on neverending war and equality? Ok.

He seems cool, but not the kind of guy to be at the SEC championship.

On the inverse, I’ve met Ian McKaye, Patrick Sickles from Titus Andronicus, wrestler Dustin Rhodes, and Tom Coughlin, and all were super friendly and cool.

You take Internet commenting very seriously.

Wrong. Christie was doomed from the get-go for jailing lil Jared Kushner’s pop-pop. Christie has attributes that literally no other person does and his example cannot be applied to anyone else.

Oh man, you called him “tRump” not once but twice in the comments of an obscure blog! You’re sure showing him and those who voted for him! Keep it up! Maybe even call him Drumpf next time!

Daaamn, just looked that kid up after your below comment- kid can MOVE for 300 lbs.

I forgot, is Bill Clinton running for President?