I LOVE Bono. I am SO jealous. Just out of curiosity...which cities? Asking for a friend...

It was just brought to my attention that this is the highest selling paperback novel of all time. I weep for our mothers.

And exactly what part of ANY of this is supposed to make me want to buy Victorias Secret? (Shhhh the secret is that the bras and panties they sell are terrible quality with often loud and ugly prints!!!!)

So what you're saying is, Nicki Minage and Lady Gaga are influencing VS's fashion designs right now?

Jane, how many people do you think are going to post 'it's a quiche' in reply to me? I am betting on at least nine. Do you want to go over or under that?

Ratzinger is just happy he's safe in the Vatican and not behind bars in one of the several countries with warrants for his arrest. Including America.

Pope Francis delivers Joseph Ratzinger to US Police Custody to face charges for aiding and abetting criminals and impeding federal investigation.

I'll still be getting my walkthroughs from GameFUQs.

Right? One has that perfect stubble and the other has that pretty Elven thing going on and both of them have such grabbable hair and nice bodies and OH MY GOD JUST MAKE THAT SANDWICH AND GET ME IN THAT THING.

I'll contribute to the Kickstarter for that only if one of the incentives is that I get to be next in line...

They are extremely talented actually, they can sing beautifully, are hilarious (they are comedians not a music group) and can play lots of instruments and know several languages.

This is why I wish they would do something other than The Fox every time they are in the US or on something international. I know that's the…

Kind of, but with more theatre/ hidden camera/ talk show. (You should watch the Intelevator with subtitles, btw. It's excellent.)

I want a threesome with Ylvis so, so badly. Can I get a Kickstarter going for that? That's legal, right?

My thoughts exactly. I'm sure all the actual homeless people I see on my way to work every morning would totally appreciate a bunch of well-off dudes pretending to live their life, with no real understanding of it at all, comfortable in the knowledge that in two more days they'll be back home.

I wonder if this asshat realizes by doing these "tours" he is taking away beds/resources from people who actually need them.

I am embarrassed to share a city with this moron.

Mommy and Daddy must be proud. They raised such a GRACEFUL and LOVELY young lady.

I'm not saying she doesn't have it coming, but I think that this article embodies a cultural transformation that deserves more attention. Random nobodies who say casually dumb/racist/evil things may now, in this day and age, find themselves identified on the internet and branded forever with their sins. The…

OK. Obviously this girl is HORRIBLE.

Maybe she'll have better luck in her next sorority, Delta Delta Unhireable.