@Taegre: Aww, I'm sorry.

@lambsy: Ugh. Yes. This is why I try not to nap. I always think "ooh, just a bit of sleep. I'll be refreshed. zzzz" but then when I wake up I always feel like crap. Naps suck.

@Na zdrowie: If I leave my one of bras on the floor my cats will roll around on it and use it as a bed. They also seem to like my sweaty workout clothes.

@closetalker11: In more than one sense.

@Taegre: You're not lactose intolerant are you? It could be the yogurt.

@Holy_Hyaena: I think you did fine. These guys want attention, and you didn't let him have yours. You alerted the conductor and it was dealt with.

@cleo_le_fay:

@cleo_le_fay: My friend's parents got one a few years ago. They need a lot of exercise... the dog I know is a little out of control, but I blame that on the humans and not on the dog.

@LostAlice: True.

@ExactlyCake: Yeah! Such a thing exists already for about 25 cents... it's called a condom.

@Feyhra: Deodorant has always been terrible on me. I stopped wearing it when I was a freshman in college after a hookup asked me if I had spilled soda all over myself at work.

Aww, man. I thought this was some kind of magical birth control that was only effective once a day from noon to 1pm.

One of my friends tried to get me to sign up for Groupon the other day. She is the most rational, frugal person I know. I'm always telling her to live a little.

@andromache liebes the Deutsch: When I was in college, there was a volunteer group that drove out to the humane society to walk dogs every week. You should check if your school has something like that. It was awesome.

In those pictures, Natalie Portman and Julia Roberts look like they could be related.

@jdskeleven: I thought passw0rd was funnier, because those people were concerned enough to use both numbers and letters, and yet... not concerned enough to pick a word other than password.

I cannot believe all of these comments I'm hearing from librarians!

@crystalcrowfort: For what it's worth, I think your complaint is justified.

@resplendent.bitch: hahahahaha.

@ediepop: Green & Blacks? They have that in the US for sure. It has been my preferred brand for ages. I like Mayan Gold.