Now that's just adorable.

@Stephen Totilo: I'm being literal here too, I'm pretty sure DK64 broke many gamers who'd tried to 100% everything.

@Rejexted: Presumably you access the website from another computer that DOES have internet access.

@JonnyPark: They'll abuse Sonic forever, but leave every other viable franchise in the dust. Oh, Sega.

@digi-boy: Sega cares enough to stick them in a mascot racer to remind you they exist, but not enough to actually make a new game for you to play.

This is probably going to be the best Harry Potter game we're gonna get.

Can I pick 'all of the above'? Besides the last one, most of the Wii audience has never heard of Move or Natal.

Wow. I didn't think the Game Boy sold THAT well.

A one-time password and internet connection (with an official workaround), reasonable install limits, and an eventual removal. In return, we don't need to find the CD every time we want to play the game.

@dirtyasianslut: Especially on the Wii.

I only recent realise I'm a long-suffering Sonic fan, Star Fox fan and X-COM fan.

@countingdown7: Way to completely misread my statement to support your own opinion. You've got a future in politics.

@Mozz-eyes: Pfft, all the Orks need for that is to paint it red.

@FranUnFine: How could I miss the Orks? It's a big universe I guess.

@Qix213: It might be awkward though, because in canon, they all kill each other on sight and the chances of teaming up range from utterly nonexistent to merely incredibly remote.

Y'know, I feel I should give a quick faction rundown for the uninitiated, with references you can understand.

...I want to field these as counts as Imperial Guard now.

@sunoccard: Bahahahahaha.

@Xelmon: God is half-dead and effectively unable to control anything, humanity has a zillion enemies, especially itself, and is quite possibly the most evil, monstrous, inefficient, powerful and tragically necessary despotic empires of all time.

This isn't really saying much considering it's still selling better than any console in history.