@Witzbold: Eh, those are all just variations on chainsaws.

In my experience, people treat mods more like forces of nature, like divine retribution or well-placed rocks that trip up the terminally stupid.

Eh, they're probably not gonna buy it anyway.

Not satisfied with the army of creepy nerd fans she's amassed in the western world, she targets Japan.

@xxnike629xx: I dunno, if a game does this well in Japan they might as well give a Western release a try.

A jawknife. Just when I thought JRPG weapons couldn't get any more ridiculous.

I like how he says 'a number of friends'. Sounds like he makes friends with the people he works with, that's probably a good creative work ethic.

@Chowderholic: He's had that hippie hair for how long now?

@Y-bot: He won't die, he'll be carried off through a warp pipe until he is next needed.

@VincentGrey: What are you, a Sonic fan?

@NeVeRMoRe666: That and the last few Wii games (Twilight Princess, pretty much all Sonic games) are hit by a bad case of gamers throwing tantrums at the previews over insignificant details. They're trying to keep us guessing.

Y'know, I actually like how secretive Nintendo is with their games now. The new releases downright catch me by surprise.

@DrezKill: Nintendo's trying to make us feel better about having Atkinson.

@wocalax: He says that every game. He always comes back.

@Crescent Fresh: I know, it's just the example I thought of. Normally I completely forget what my intial impression was once I actually play the game.

@Akhen: You don't want to know about the carp in that game. The dev admits he made them too hardcore.

@slotter: You need to see the Justice League version, who is the King of the sea, not the UN of the sea, and summons things like krakens and doesn't hesitate to CHOP OFF HIS OWN HAND to save his son.

@Azubah: Then you should check out Justice League. Aquaman is even more badass than ever.

@Nudgenudge: Batman Beyond is made by most of the same people as BTAS, and in the same continuity.

@BudokaZ: They do have an episode with Batman singing...