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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
sabrejustice--okay--no-more-l-old

This thing will cut our already slow internet speed by 50%, no doubt filter many innocuous sites and ones critical of the government, be hilariously easy to bypass, and will get Australians up in arms when they inevitable censor Facebook or something because someone posts a flat chested woman.

@Akhen: Dwarf Fortress player I see.

@Witzbold: Hey, I played the original GTA games too, and was delighted at how well the formula adapted to 3D.

@Alex_Mexico: There's a lot more reasons to dislike the UAE that aren't related to movies or video games. Like their treatment of women, for starters.

...and of course they gotta use Renamon for the promotional image.

@Mykalwane: Actually, in the final episode they revealed that every single person on earth was a Digidestined. If that isn't a MMO hook, I dunno what is!

Why am I not surprised? Big games are getting too Hollywood, taking risks on big budgets and going overboard on looks. Pixels still look fine when skilfully used.

@randlsa: Was gonna say, looks more like Xbox-tan than Kotaku-tan.

@Akhen: What does a carp want with a human girl? But cake is useful and edible to it. The carp has its priorities straight.

@Tenshigure: So is the orange natural flavour and the cherry artificial?

@Witzbold: Well I've never played Shenmue, so it's the closest comparison I can think of.

@Cheese Addict: Reminds me of how much time I can waste playing minigames in GTA.

@Miles_Teg: Out of all the answers, yours has the most technobabble. You win a prize! Don't ask me what it is.

What the heck are these games about anyway? I always figured they were some Japanese equivalent to Grand Theft Auto.

@tome0124: People really underestimate how much memory space that sound files take up.

Sand Dollar is a kind of starfish, actually. Dead ones are often found in the sand, and tend to be round and quite pretty, hence the name.