I don't mind peripherals as long as I can play with them with the console unplugged.

@DemonHunt: The next game will take place in a cyborg retirement home.

Next one to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's Syndrome gets a burning sledgehammer to the face.

Elections have been lost when Australian jobs come into play. Aussies may not care about censorship (mainly because we pirate everything) but when you mess with our paychecks, you'll lose yours.

@Rock-Slime: Not to mention all the sheep you want.

@Axxess+: Or gentlemen.

@symphonycometh: 'Speed speed speed' HAS been in the new Sonic games. So fast that either the game takes over for you, or it doesn't and it's impossible to control.

@icedrake523: It'll probably be the best Sonic game in years, we could do worse.

@daytown: It doesn't hurt that they've finally realised they're painfully incompetent at everything else.

I love how they got the Greek name... almost right. It's actually Herakles.

Nintendo really doesn't want cranky gamers (ie: us) holding them to this 'promise' years from now.

@JenJenRobot: Word, brother.

Ouch.

@denki: The backlash against CDs helps too. If physical music is going the way of the dinosaur, you might as well open a museum.

@Coollead: They're officially licensing and endorsing it, though, in typical half-assed Sega fashion.

@ArmoredCavalry: The people who complain about kids sitting around playing games all day are the same people who call the cops on parties, vote for curfews and tell those damn kids to get off their lawn.

I'm surprised Japan didn't do this first, and of all people it was the fine ladies and gentlemen of /b/.

@Ghede: I just read it for the hilariously detailed articles on furries.

@Jaga420: You do not want to go there. I'm saying this as someone with Aspergers too.

Who here was wishing Sega would get back into the console business?