I thought it was just sepia on his face.

That's been my go-to line since I was 10, anytime someone is acting strange, stupid, or goofy, thanks to him in that scene.

Someone tell Matt that Lois Lane isn't in this movie.

*squints eyes, strokes chin*

"Sir… there's a hemorrhoid field dead ahead!"

*Billy Bush laughs in background*

Another one?

It's like asking me to choose between ice cream and bacon.
I can, and will have both.

Upgraded to a felony if Tom Hanks and Ron Howard agree to make a
film of it.

It definitely sounds like a classic Bond movie title or villain.

Even if they want to keep Cavill, Gadot, and Mamoa.
Just get rid of everyone else, and Snyder, and hit the reset button.

*gets drunk for the 35th day in a row*

A bib actually, from all the foaming at the mouth.

The presidential rubber room and straight jacket will get some use today.

I'm seriously going to check that out.
He was pretty witty, off the cuff, last night.

The question answers itself!!

Agreed.
But he brought that fury upon himself.

You don't have to love the guy.
I don't agree with everything he espouses myself, but he regularly has
good guests, and brings attention to the issues at hand.

I used to think Jim Jefferies was just OK.

He's the cocaine version, cousin, obviously.