There better be some big time modification/customization/private AV CLUB build, or this is going to be an epic fail.

I read that to The Smiths song. Very nice.

Her beauty and talent amaze me more and more every time I see her.

Stylin', profilin', and limo ridin'!

I just can't believe we could be facing losing all our profiles and history.

The irony is that they'll all be A.V. CLUB profiles by the end of the day.

She's 19, and Cisco is at the most 24 or 25 I'd think, so they would be acceptable.

Somewhat compelling!

I've always understood pop to be a midwestern term, although the Canadian thing makes a lot of sense as well.

I hope she doesn't return to Paradise Island anytime soon, or she'll be sweating in all the wrong places.

Your friend… has issues.

Just wait until you have to name all your tumors.

Any chance he'd have of common sense went out the window when he decided to marry into that family.

Too busy playing pickup basketball.

I don't suggest both at the same time.

I got a Cuisinart for watching the whole thing.
It was aight..

Is it ze Germans?

Scorched earth policy, I remember.

You have to end with …stupid? It's in the contract.

I thought Warhol the entire way too, especially given Frank's mannerisms in the role.