An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol
The Burner Formerly Known as SaRue
saarue138
He’d lose a lot of his flavor...
That’s what people are saying. A lot of people. Smart people.
I bought that shit at Claire’s in 2000 so nobody who came after me would ever have to.
Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.
I’ve loathed Chrissy since her pro-slut-shaming Twitter rant a few years, so I’m incredibly uncomfortable with the fact that so many Jezzies are perpetually on her and John Legend’s jock. Though I do think she is right about omitting vocal pauses in interviews.
Nah.
Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.
the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…
But he is Speaker of the House, not someone who just started and is learning the ropes. He should know what the people in Congress look like.
Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.
“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”
Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.
Secretary of Shade is genius.
Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”
...or it was the store policy not to sell that many in one transaction and instead of explaining the reason why the clerk was an asshole about it. I had that happen to me and I had no idea that stores had policies like that. I was buying them for a lottery at work and finally the store’s manager came over and…
Bless.
How you know you are living your best life: Jamaica Kincaid sends you a fan letter.
(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)
I haven’t even read it yet. I am just so DAMN EXCITED!!!!