every once in a while I threaten my husband with the prospect of “molded salads”.

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

My mom owns that Betty Crocker cookbook! There is so much bizarre, dated food in there like that!

Her twitter person is on point.

I’ll have you know that I have now fallen into a rabbit hole of weird recipes. I think Eastern European food might be too strange for me.

I love you guys. Unabashedly.

While we’re on the subject of brilliant ads, this one is my all time favorite:

All of the stars for you. I completely forgot about this commercial. I’m having a bit of an aneurysm trying not to laugh out loud in my cubicle.

on their second date; he asked if she would like to see his cemetery,

I... Don’t hate them?

Right? I’m quite confused. I love Jonah Hill and was unaware so many hated him.

You seem to have a very low opinion of your friends.

He’s been doing it for 9 months. What’s 90+ days?

You’re underestimating the person we're dealing with.

Hey Bobby-