and because they’re orange(ish)

I read “a cloud of penises”

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At 92, the sum total of Gloria Vanderbilt’s life thus far, were it a biopic, would have it all: gossip, history, money, class issues, fame, love, drama.

I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

Thank you. I just got a brand new Word Salad Shooter and I wanted to see how it worked.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

I bet he hung it on the ceiling of his bedroom.

Jon Stewart said Hugh Grant was his least favorite guest, even including the fact that they had dictators on that show.

Ron Tunasalad

every guy’s apartment i’ve been to, there have been no trash cans in the bathrooms. thank you for having tampons and i guess i’ll just put the trash in my bag.

I’ll pull you out when I see you.

I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

YOU’Re BACK :)

My forgotten crushes. First it Jonathan Scheach in the Ellen beard story. Now Ivan Sergei. If somehow Michael Shoeffling (Jake Ryan) pops up I’m taking to my bed for awhile.

Since that didn’t happen in the book (I’ve never read it I have just heard about it) I do kinda pretend it didn’t happen. Same with Jaime and Cersei. Both rapes just ruined the consistency in the character development and made no sense at all, so I tune it out for my own viewing.

Yes. It totally is possible to be bad at putting clothes in a washing machine, loading detergent into the detergent tray, closing the machine, and turning it on. That definitely is a skill a person can be bad at. That wasn’t a hilariously stupid suggestion on your part at all.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Well a quick check of my abacus seems to indicate I don’t know how math works.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?