I added my parents address to my Prime account so I can ship things I want to buy them or they want me to buy them directly to them.

I’m surprised more people don’t buy bulk.

We’ve spent the last century telling stories (TV/movies) involving buildings things on top of Indian burial grounds. It NEVER ends well.

It’s actually quite simple.

What’s up with the Goldie Hawn fake death sponsored click bait?

Me too! In the theater.

I kept my S3 in Otterboxes the entire time I had it. Almost three years.

I had my phone, in a case, dropped it getting into work. I keep my RFID card in my phone case so I don’t lose it.

Thanks, mom.

Choir.

You’d get in trouble shipping human bio-waste across state lines. They monitor the shit out of that.

I actually just read through a coverage document for a Humana plan and drugs or treatment for erectile dysfunction or impotence were specifically not covered. They were listed under the Limitations and Exclusions section.

He could have a ticket for Virgin Galactic. You don’t know.

Maybe he wanted a statue of himself?

This is EVERYTHING.

I love that Sean Lennon is so deep in mansplaining how sexist mansplaining is he can’t see shit like that is why the term exists.

I think Amazon tried to do one of their vote a season shows about Zelda starring Christina Ricci.

I love Miss Fisher so much. I wish they were making more.

Yes. 1000x yes. For like a decade.

Yes. 1000x yes. For like a decade.

But Idris is the Gunslinger...which is more than any of us could’ve hoped for.