YAS.

It does.

Kansan here. With Brownback we don’t have much to brag about but Wichita would have a lot to say about those pesky, outsourced Boeing manufacturing jobs. Wichita was the home of Boeing for 85 years and is now the home of Spirit Aerosystems...that continue to build pieces of Boeing planes. As in, 85% of Spirit’s…

Exactly.

My great greats emigrated from the Czech Republic. I have a very unique last name—one of those if you see it spelled first, you’ll never pronounce it right. There are only two other unrelated families in the greater metropolitan area I live in with the same last name.

You can usually tell by looking at the lipstick itself versus the color swatch they provide. A red with blue undertones looks like a deeper, richer, truer red. A red with orange or yellow undertones looks brighter and sometimes even orange-ish.

You can usually tell by looking at the lipstick itself versus the color swatch they provide. A red with blue…

If someone can help me find an equivalent in: texture, staying power, AND color to Clinique’s discontinued color Vintage Red from the early 2000s Color Surge line, I’d be forever grateful.

If someone can help me find an equivalent in: texture, staying power, AND color to Clinique’s discontinued color…

I went to NWMSU in the early to mid 2000s. I worked before and after school day care at the only public elementary school in Maryville, Eugene Field, for one semester.

The chronic pain I deal with isn’t even on this level. Chronic pain is an invisible disability. I can’t begin to fathom pain at this level. I can usually manage with compassion socks and elevation. Usually.

I almost think this could be a case of self defense.

I immediately thought of this.

I kinda want to tell the guy to take the Potterheads money and make nicer wands for your regular customers.

For years, I joked that Oprah was the Beast of the Apocalypse who would gather followers for the coming Anti-Christ.

I was hoping a Pictorial would show up in my news feed!

Chicken thighs over breasts every time. They just work for so many more things.

Minsky’s in Kansas City has these ridiculous jumbo wings. They’re the only ones I like. They’re brined, baked, then deep fried.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREETEST.

Maybe she’s in hell because she dropped the big ass diamond into the ocean.

There’s ALWAYS a sequel. My only regret is that it’s not called Titanic 2: Electric Bugaloo.

I love that every time I read one of these, they never disappoint AND the logo gets a little more fucked up.