Ahh, Tinder. The TJ Maxx of dating sites.

This is the first I’m hearing of this but I’d also like to add a fine for the ass hats lined up at the local BP getting coffee, muffins and whatever else they can stuff in their gob while everyone trying to pay for petrol has to wait. These pricks also hog the bowsers.

It’s the quality of the components moreover features that make for luxury, otherwise KIAs etc would be luxury, and that would be saddddd.

Epic fail on that one, it’s rank.

Yeah, sort of want to agree with you there.

Far too many nice colours out there for you to choose grey. Oh, and “Life Is Too Short To Drive A KIA!”

I recently had a fellow call and say we gave him the wrong 16 km Camry Hybrid because the colour was different when he got home. Yes, I’m sure I have a dozen 16 km Camry Hybrids laying around, easy mistake to make. He even collected it from the same spot he inspected it a couple days earlier. What a halfwit.

Try pulling that stunt in Australia and see how long you stay open. Maybe a month. US dealers really are on another planet. And you all put up with it.

A fellow came into my yard recently saying our $29888 Camry with $ 9888 on the windscreen should be sold to him for that. The prick wouldn’t shut up, “I’m an accountant” he declares, clearly someone had removed the 2. In the end had to tell him to eat a bag of dicks and piss off.

Cheaper to move to a more warm climate.

This reworked S Class was running around a couple of years ago.

Currently called Artico. Artificial cow. It is very hard wearing.

Maybe you sold cars in a previous life?

Maybe “Passengers Dodge death in car plunge” ...

The abovementioned dealer can help with that ..

So, Hyundai wants to fix something that isn’t broken? 

Really? Plenty of Kia and Hyundai look a lot worse ...

To this I agree. Also to all the stinking Grand Cherokees too. The warranty claims I have had to pay out on these things are ridiculous at best, $5000 for a door mirror, heater pipes at $1500, pair of diesel heads at $12000. This is in AUD of course but still stupid. Costs are so stupid I’ve banned them from our lots.

This is what Queensland does to a hoon’s car. Mis-matched rear wheels, the sign of the burnout hoon. Or asshat to regular folk.

Those orange cats are best and the worst for mischief. On a trip to Hawa’ii we opened our luggage and a tailless lizard ran out and disappeared into a wall cavity. Orange cat probably chased it into the bag.