WTF - who the blue blistering barnacles would want man bits wheels?

Yo Jason, is this a new model Gordon Keeble??? (How come no-one else saw what you did there!)

With that type of behaviour it can only be a BMW with a C63 body kit.

Man, when I saw the camo cars on the webs I was hoping for smaller tail lights, but no, freaking flags to attract your eyes. It’s like a car crash ...

“rooting around in your car” - means something entirely different in Australia ...

Don’t forget this series started it’s life in 1967 and evolved from there. They are almost as iconic as the Amazon.

I think more time should be spent on getting rid of the hideous rear lights on the hatch than this crap. I really want a new MINI but those lights have burnt me.

10 years in the future - POS sitting on the ground with suspension failure.

If you can’t get what you like, just get them made! Testa Rossa 19 inch rims, hand made and presented here for your visual pleasures... KJ in Oz

Slap a big H on that thing and you’ve got a Hyundai i20.

Correct. Not allowed to use the SAAB name in any form.

Hate to point out what the car is, but ...

I can do that. It impresses girls.

The 4 cylinder came first, the V8 later. Saab used it long before Triumph did too. The Sprint was a lovely car in it’s day, I had 3 of them in the late 70s and early 80's, all Mimosa Yellow. Very unreliable too, same as Stag problems, overheated all the time. I had an engine built in England and shipped to Tasmania in…

“The heat worked only at full blast, and only if the passenger window was down 1" to 1.5"”

And if you want a ute, here you go. KJ in Oz

That Yaris in the pic is from Tasmania, about as off beat as you could get. KJ in Oz

These SQ5s in Oz are TDi, so they are really economical when they need to be. Hamish and Andy are turkeys.

This was the record attempt that took Bernd Rosemeyer’s life in the Auto Union on the Frankfurt - Darmstadt autobahn just south of Frankfurt. There is a lay by and a monument in the bushes for anyone interested.

Spotted this recently, for the pedo out there - KJ in Oz