Cosby needs to get into the Caged Wisdom racket. 

This is the Root man, it’s only okay if its happening to whitey. 

When you elect a drug addict retard to run the country, he’s going to do things that a drug addict retard is going to do. Like fuck over hard working people. 

If there’s somebody out there who would volunteer the time for Saab, it’s me. Nothing wrong with that. Hell people donated money to help secure the future of the company’s car museum.

We had a Cadillac Cimarron. It caught fire while on vacation to Cape Cod. My genius parents replaced it with another fucking Cimarron. Photo credit: Me for spotting someone who has the least desirable car by Cadillac ever made. In the year 2018.

The first 3 seasons of King of the Hill

This country just needs Trump to do his best impression of Budd Dwyer. 

Don’t forget to call his current wife out as the illegal immigrant prostitute she is. 

He’s really not though. That’s just fake news. Everyone knows that. 

Look under M for “Monarch!”
Hank: Nope

Someone has to get their Hazzard county schemes exposed by those gosh-darn Duke boys

Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted! 

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

They would love your weak “R” branding ass over on the Root with the rest of the racist twatwaffles 

You must be one of the crybabies who just began complaining about a character that has existed longer than the morons who protest him. Why don’t you find a worthwhile cause to be a butthurt cunt over?

Trump has already upgraded to an Autodialer

wahh wahh wahh cry to someone who cares 

The only Porsche enthusiast who can bang underage girls is Jerry Seinfeld. 

So under 11 grams of weed excuses her murderous behavior? I hope she gets tested for alcohol and substance abuse up the ying-yang. There’s more to this story.